Top Ten Excuses You Can Give Your Readers if You Haven’t Updated Your Blog in a Long Time
The Funny Man June 11th, 2008
Hi loyal readers! I know I haven’t updated in a long time. I’m sorry, but…
10 … since I had the facial reconstruction surgery I can actually get laid.
9… really, isn’t quality more important then quantity?
8… it turns out my boss actually wants me to do some work in exchange for the money he gives me at the end of the month.
7… I thought I had updated the blog, but it turns out I was just having a bad acid trip.
6… I was waiting for the Democratic primary to be over.
5… I was having more fun beating my head against a wall covered in nails.
4… I was trying to break the record for longest masturbation session, and it’s hard to type and “love yourself” at the same time.
3… I was kidnapped by terrorists while in Afghanistan. luckily I was able to build an armor out of scraps of metal and old electronic components and used it to escape. Still couldn’t get the damn phone browser to work tough.
2… I did update! But some Chinese hackers broke into the site and erased the posts. Then some Filipino hackers broke into my home computer and deleted the drafts I had saved. And then my dog ate my printouts.
1 … I had forgotten the password to the blog.
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