Daily Dose Of Funny

The Funny Man January 31st, 2008

Super Tuesday is right around the corner, so I find myself in a political frame of mind. Here are some quotes to ponder as you watch the race unfold.

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter” — Winston Churchill

“Too bad ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation” — Henry Kissinger

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” — Napoleon

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.” — Ronald Reagan

“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” –Ronald Reagan

“If you’re going through hell - keep going!” — Winston Churchill

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president but they don’t want them to become politicians in the process.” — John Fitzgerald Kennedy

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln

“‘Politics’ is made up of two words. ‘Poli,’ which is Greek for ‘many,’ and ‘tics,’ which are bloodsucking insects.” — Gore Vidal

“Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.” — Frank Dane

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.” — Clarence Darrow

“He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.” — George Bernard Shaw

“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.” — Kin Hubbard

“There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren’t telling the truth—their lips move.” — Felicity Kendall

“The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.” — Bill Vaughan

And, in case you feel the need for something more upbeat:

“The ballot is stronger than the bullet.” — Abraham Lincoln

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