4 Superpowers The Every Man Has
The Funny Man January 23rd, 2008
4. Perfect sense of direction
As it has been noted elsewhere, men never need to ask for directions. This is sometimes misinterpreted as a reluctance to ask for said directions, but really, we just don’t need them. Men automatically know what is the best path to get to any point.
This sense of direction is so great it often reveals that the best path involves some very non intuitive decisions, like going around in circles for a couple of hours. This further confuses women who are unable to grasp the brilliance of those choices.
3. Super Resistance to Bacterias and Viruses
Ever noticed that women tend to want the dishes to be washed just after every meal, instead of taking the much more rational approach of washing the dishes every two or ten weeks? Well, that is because they lack men’s super resistance to bacterias and viruses.
This resistance also manifests itself in the willingness to eat hot dogs sold in a stadium, and in the reluctance to the seemingly (for us) crazy notion of taking a bath every day.
2. Mind Reading
You want to argue about the relationship? There is no need,we already argued, IN MY HEAD. And you know what? I WON.
1. The Capacity to Love Forever and Selfishly … Our Sports Team
Sure, some people are Yankees or Patriots fans. And that seems to make sense. But most of us root for teams which don’t go to the World Series/Super Bowl every other year. As a matter of fact many of us are fans of teams that never go to any of those things. An yet, year after year, grueling defeat after grueling defeat, we go back, as hopeful as ever.
Some people might say this is stupid. But I say that it’s a great power, and that it makes me happy to know that we are able to do that.
Now if the goddamned Trail Blazers would just win something already I could be *really* happy.
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