Nothing Says I Care Like a Mass Produced Bumper Sticker

The Funny Man November 22nd, 2007


Your Mom
Nothing I can say could possible make this one better

Idiot
I get the feeling this wasn’t glued on by the owner of the car.

Blogging
Totally getting one of these for my car.

Satan
They certainly seem well matched.

Ribbon Makers
I mean, how would we show that we are good people without them?

So Many
So many things to say, so little car.

MySpace
She also said she was 14 and at no time did she reveal she was with the FBI.

Money
I’ve had a few of those.

Kansas
It couldn’t possibly be.

Goatse
Finally a ticket I can get behind.

Married
Glad you warned me.

Dead
That seems like a sound approach.

god
Surprisingly, it actually is. And Jesus’ middle name? Fucking.

Pill
Better living through chemistry.

Clowns
That happened to me once.

Tautological
Tautologically true.

Pretend
Or just take a pill.

Congressman
What the hell, let’s be generous and go for a Senator.

Penis
Unfortunately, you are the only one.

Photo credit: uberculture, Malingering, Scott Beale / Laughing Squid, FutureAtlas, richardmasoner, niznoz, blmurch, iirraa, mmarchin, mahalie, chittim, iirraa, Matt Garland, pinkbelt, teach42, Jurischk, Napalm filled tires, ekai, cdozo

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14 Responses to “Nothing Says I Care Like a Mass Produced Bumper Sticker”

  1. Fritzon 29 Nov 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Nice collection. :-)

  2. Jurischkon 17 Jan 2008 at 10:45 am

    Glad you found one of my pictures!

  3. Blogerkoon 17 Jan 2008 at 10:51 am

    Last is very nice.

  4. Parkeron 18 Jan 2008 at 12:33 pm

    pretty funny. notice the reflection in the second to the last one

  5. allysource.comon 18 Jan 2008 at 10:14 pm

    really funny

  6. Jack Mehoffon 07 Feb 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Stupidest fucking lines under the pictures nothing you added to this is funny

  7. robon 08 Feb 2008 at 9:57 pm

    jack mehoff needs to take a chill pill and lighten up!

  8. LAWLon 11 Feb 2008 at 12:12 pm

    WILLIES!!

  9. Stickerson 13 Feb 2008 at 6:54 am

    Wow, “Funny Man”, I was really LMAO’ing and LOL’ing at those superbly funny captions. I think the first caption - “Nothing I can say could possible make this one better” - basically says it all.

  10. Steevon 18 Feb 2008 at 10:33 am

    and to counter all the Christian ones my favourite is…

    “Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial”

    Spotted on south coast of England last year.

  11. Hermanon 20 Jul 2009 at 12:35 am

    No way, Jesus’ middle name is ‘H.’

  12. Michaelon 22 Jul 2009 at 7:55 am

    I love the Asian one, stop seeing at my bobs. Mistranslation of stop looking at my boobs or intentional?

  13. Cyclonuson 24 Jul 2009 at 12:26 pm

    They are some great bumper stickers. I need to get me the GOATSE one.

  14. Stephanieon 30 Jul 2009 at 8:59 am

    LOL, very funny (the stickers AND the captions)!

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