Warning!
The Funny Man August 18th, 2007
This big world of ours is filled with dangers, many of them unknown for most us. But don’t fret, warning signs writers are on the case.
Danger: This man will levitate your dog!
And really, what are the odds it isn’t?
Caution: Lightning spitting man ahead.
Don’t kiss the fish.
Dick in a box? Awesome. Baby in a box? Not such a great present.
Sitting on the head of people with no legs is not allowed.
Don’t pee while some someone else is pooing. Or perhaps don’t poo while someone else is peeing? Not sure.
No, the pond is not that hot. That is just the punishment for falling in the pond.
Too much caution is harmful. Please, only use a moderate amount of caution.
Bears shouldn’t accept candy from strangers.
Don’t put your hand on my face.
Warning: Elephants with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ahead
Beware: Suicidal trees in this area.
Warning: Elephant with great fart!
Stairs. Why did it have to be stairs?
I can not has bukkit?
Caution: Sadistic man operating a bulldozer ahead.
So bring an airplane seat with you.
Sure, they look inoffensive now, but just wait until you are alone with them.
So if you try to enter, you will be … SMOKED! Bruhahahha.
Yes, I’m talking to you Spider-Man.
Please don’t try to hump the subway doors.
Waring: Car diving competition ahead.
Only the upper half of your body may swim here.
But if you can survive two shots you are home free!
Caution: Serial killers drop bodies in this area.
Warning: Peeing standing up is dangerous! No, really.
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