http://www.dailydoseoffunny.com/2007/08/15/you-never-know-one-of-these-might-come-in-handy-if-you-ever-find-yourself-homeless/ Not Actually Updated Daily. Because We Are Lazy. Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:41:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 http://www.dailydoseoffunny.com/2007/08/15/you-never-know-one-of-these-might-come-in-handy-if-you-ever-find-yourself-homeless/#comment-49 Paul in Eugene, Oregon Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:33:15 +0000 http://www.dailydoseoffunny.com/2007/08/15/you-never-know-one-of-these-might-come-in-handy-if-you-ever-find-yourself-homeless/#comment-49 Not long ago, I saw a rather disheveled looking character holding a cardboard sign at a busy intersection. As I watched, it seemed that most of the people in cars that passed him were giving him some money. As I crossed, I looked at his sign and smiled. It read something like, "I need money for beer! Please help!" I asked him how he was doing. He smiled broadly, held up a fist full of cash and said, "I've almost got enough for a keg!" True story. Moral: Honesty pays. Not long ago, I saw a rather disheveled looking character holding a cardboard sign at a busy intersection. As I watched, it seemed that most of the people in cars that passed him were giving him some money. As I crossed, I looked at his sign and smiled. It read something like, “I need money for beer! Please help!” I asked him how he was doing. He smiled broadly, held up a fist full of cash and said, “I’ve almost got enough for a keg!” True story. Moral: Honesty pays.

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