You Never Know, One of These Might Come in Handy if You Ever Find Yourself Homeless
The Funny Man August 15th, 2007
I think we can all agree that is sad that, for whatever reason, some people find themselves in the position of having to beg for money. And yet, that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate when one of those people brings some “creativity” to the endeavor.
And he is going to need a lot of lessons. Those midget ninjas are fierce.
Don’t we all Bill? Don’t we all.
He will also drink for beverage.
The lengths that people will go to get drugs. Work? (shudder)
I guess this one wasn’t working that well…
Sure, he says he will make slushies. But you know these homeless snowmen, they never keep their promises.
Although honestly, if the family has already been eaten, its kind of late for a new closet door.
Only 98 cents? Man, that is just bad luck.
One year later and he is nowhere closer to getting his wife back! But at least someone gave him a nicer sign.
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Not long ago, I saw a rather disheveled looking character holding a cardboard sign at a busy intersection. As I watched, it seemed that most of the people in cars that passed him were giving him some money. As I crossed, I looked at his sign and smiled. It read something like, “I need money for beer! Please help!” I asked him how he was doing. He smiled broadly, held up a fist full of cash and said, “I’ve almost got enough for a keg!” True story. Moral: Honesty pays.