So, What Would Have Been a Good Answer?
The Funny Man August 30th, 2007
I’m sure we have all seen the Miss Teen South Carolina video in witch she gives a completely incoherent answer to a question asked during the Miss Teen USA pageant. Many of us have also seen her second try, made during the Today show, in which she gave the following answer:
“Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on a map,” she said. “I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. If the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography in our education so people will learn how to read maps better.”
Proving that, given enough time, she can come up with a completely inane answer. Or at least that she can memorize the inane response that someone she knows came up with.
But what would have been a good answer? I’ve came up with a couple of options, which are listed below. Feel free to add your own suggestions in comments.
So, to recap, the question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
And the possible answers:
- Well, we are already in America, so why would we need to find it on a map? Duhhhhhhh!
- Obviously one fifth of the American population is made up of retards. We should not feel bad about this tough. If you go into any country in the world, no matter how advanced, you’ll probably find that about 20% of the population is too dumb to live.
- That is an urban legend, bitch! Now why don’t you ask me a question that is not completely stupid?
- Well, personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on a …. oh, like anybody cares. Look at how good my boobs look in this dress!
