Help your world

Juygh Fruyt July 23rd, 2007

I woke up early today to go to work. First thing I did after leaving the house was, well… I projected some shadow on the street… you know, because of the sun (scorching sun, by the way). But the first relevant thing I did was to buy a bottle of water. I had to, it was too hot, and the sun was really strong. I mean, really, really very strong. No, stronger. No, stronger than that! Ok, not THAT strong, but you got the picture.

I am guessing this is all because of that global warmth stuff they are talking about. So we are bringing you some tips (or guidelines, or rules, or whatever you prefer is fine) on how to keep our little planet cool:

1 - Turn off the thermostat; you don’t need it to keep your place warm. Isolating the house with polystyrene is a reasonable way to go. If it is not enough then I guess getting a few hundred gerbils should elevate the temperature. Don’t forget to feed them anti-gas pills.

2 - Take profit of the gerbils by connecting rechargeable batteries to their wheels. If the electricity doesn’t heat the water properly and you still can’t have a nice shower, place a fireplace in the bathroom. It’s the best alternative.

3 – Don’t use a car. Also, smash your neighbor’s car so he can’t use his either and secretely feed him anti-gas pills. Don’t incinerate the cars though!

4 - You already know trees are important. You may plant one if you like, but this is more important: Kill a beaver! (Don’t incinerate it though!)