20 Signs You Have Been Drinking Too Much (Classic Joke)
The Funny Man April 12th, 2007
1. You lose discussions with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the grass in order to not fall from earth.
3. Work has been interfering with drinking.
4. Your doctor discovers traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. Career doesn’t advance beyond senator.
6. The back of your head is constantly being hit by the toilet seat.
7. Sincerely believes alcohol is the mysterious fifth food group.
8. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a box. Coincidence? I think not!
9. Two hands and only one mouth, now that is a drinking problem.
10. Parking lot seems to have moved while you were at the bar.
11. You fall off the floor.
12. 5 beers have the same number of calories as a hamburguer. Who needs dinner?
13. Mosquitoes get high after attacking you.
14. In an AA meeting you start with: “Hi, my name is … uh …�
15. You wake up in the bedroom. Your underwear is in the bathroom. You slept with your clothes on. Humm.
16. The whole bar says “Hi!” when you come in.
17. You believe the four basic food groups are: caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18. Every night you find your roommate more and more attractive.
19. Linda Tripp looks hot.
20. Can’t recognize wife unless you see her through the bottom of a glass.
