The Pessimist’s Guide to Life
The Funny Man April 30th, 2007
Mondays tend to bring out the pessimist in a lot of us. So, keeping with this theme, here is the pessimist’s guide to life, in three easy lessons.
Lesson #1
Life sucks. Hard.
Lesson #2
As you get older, life starts sucking more and more.
Lesson #3
The only thing that sucks more than life is death. Which sucks. A lot.
Well, there you go. Happy Monday!
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