Happy Quotes For a Dreary Monday
The Funny Man April 16th, 2007
“It’s not wrong to hit a woman - although I wouldn’t recommend doing it in the same way you hit a man”
Sean Connery
“Sir, I actually speak to god all the time, and don’t take this the wrong way, but he never said anything about you”
Philippe Gaston(Matthew Broderick) in the film Ladyhawke
[When he was asked whether he thought that human beings were corrupt, amoral and cynic]
“Of course not! Haven’t you seen The Sound of Music?”
Billy Wilder
“An amateur thinks it’s funny to dress a man as an old lady, sit him in a wheelchair and shove the chair so that it goes down a ladder and smashes into a brick wall. A professional knows you have to use a real old lady.”
Groucho Marx
“I started a diet. I cut heavy foods and drinks and, in fourteen days, I lost two weeks”.
Joe E. Lewis
“My first wife divorced me alleging irreconcilable differences. Besides that, I think she hated me.”
Oscar Levant
“Save the trees - kill a beaver.”
Anonymous
“Selfish - someone more interested in himself than in me.”
Ambrose Bierce
“May the flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits!”
Arabic Curse
Other Funny Stuff
The Pessimist’s Guide to Life
Short Poems
Quotalicious Monday: Mother’s Day Edition
You know how you tell yourself you are studying because you have your certification books opened in front of you? But you are really clicking on Stumble Upon to find interesting posts to read?
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Good post, some interesting quotes there