Daily Dose Of Funny

The Funny Man April 15th, 2007

Meeting the parents can be an awkward and tense situation. The need to impress often leads, paradoxically, to people making mistakes and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

But fear not! Daily Dose of Funny is here to help you in this difficult time. We have compiled a list of ten things you should avoid saying to your girlfriend’s parents at all costs. And here it is:

1. Do you know a good motel?
- You want to take my daughter to a motel !?
- No! Someone completely different.

2. You have a nice house, don’t you? Must have been expensive. If someone was to kidnap your daughter they could ask for a lot of money, right? Hypothetically speaking.

3. Don’t worry, I drive very carefully. Because if the cops stop me I’m screwed, I have ten pounds of cocaine in the truck and my license is expired.

4. They say weight is genetically determined. I hope not, I hope not.

5. You daughter is so beautiful. Not as much as Layla, but still.

6. You taught your daughter how to cook? Oh, well, that explains it.

7. Damn, I spilled coke on my pants. Could you get that nice maid of yours to help me clean this up?

8. My god, with your age a normal person would already be dead!!

9. Did you by any chance fall on your face as you were riding your bike? No? So that is natural?

10. Please tell me she was adopted!!

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