Phrases That Should Scare You
The Funny Man April 15th, 2007
1. Shoot if you are a man!
2. What happens if I press this button?
3. Look mom, with just one hand!
4. Daddy will fix it, but did you turn off the power like I told you, son?
5. You can go through, no one is coming.
6. The chances of that happening are one in a million…
7. Nonsense. It’s probably just a little itch.
8. Buuu. Ha, I scared you, didn’t I granny?
9. Easy folks, I’m also a Sox fan. This Yankees t-shirt isn’t mine.
10. Easy friend, I’m just the plumber.
11. It’s the red wire. I’m sure, you can go ahead and cut it.
12. It’s a simple surgery.
13. Relax, airplanes are safer than cars.
14. No, those mushrooms aren’t poisonous.
15. I saw a guy do this on TV.
16. You can write it down! I’m going to break the world record.
17. Hey, that’s my backpack, your parachute is here…
18. I’ve done this before! I can do it with my eyes closed.
19. Come on, there is space for one more.
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