Daily Dose Of Funny

The Funny Man April 14th, 2007

1. A little mistake in the beginning, can become huge by the end. But then a big error must become small, right?
2. Worthy of admiration is someone that stumbled in his first step and stayed there so he wouldn’t fall anymore.
3. It’s wiser to consider yourself owner of the truth than to seek it.
4. The secret to happiness is making your pleasure your duty.
5. Wise is the man that only does things when he is sure they will work.
6. I don’t want people to believe in my desire to be right, I want them to think I’m right.
7. Be what you want to be, not what you are.
8. If you really love somebody, don’t let him go.
9. Ignorant is someone who recognizes the limits of his wisdom.
10. The man who planted a flower made the world a more beautiful place, somebody happy and was gay. Don’t plant anything.
11. Before you do your duties, abuse your rights.
12. A true friend always helps himself.
13. Wisdom consists on taking advantage of what you know and making up what you don’t.
14. It’s better to get the honors without deserving them than to deserve them without receiving them.
15. May your hand be open to receive, and closed to give.
16. The only people who don’t make mistakes are the people that don’t do anything. So, don’t do anything.
17. The worst deaf is the one who doesn’t listen.
18. When you choose your profession, the most important thing is the money, not the self fulfillment.
19. Add days to your life, not life to your days.
20. Try to be someone successful, not someone worthy.
21. A stopped clock can be more accurate than a working one. A stopped clock is right twice a day, a working one may be always late. So stay still and be right at least two times every day.
22. Don’t use yourself the advices you give to others.
23. The poor who gets richer has more than the rich that gets poor.

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