What They Had to Say About: Sex
The Funny Man April 13th, 2007
“When I started to write I tried to sell the story of my sex life to a publisher. They bought it and turned it into a board game for kids ”
“When I saw a naked woman for the first time I thought the rabbi had went too far with her circumcision”
Woody Allen
“There is a sexual revolution taking place. But with out current foreign policy we will end up sending troops there to end it.”
Mel Brooks
“If your sex fantasies were of interest to anybody, they would already have stopped being fantasies.”
Fran Lebowitz
“The person can abdicate from sex, but sex doesn’t abdicate from the person”
Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight don’t matter”
Henry Miiler
“For some people, after they are fifty years-old, arguing takes the place of sex.”
Gore Vidal
[Dialogue from the film Myra Breckinridge]
“Mae West : How tall are you when you’re off your horse, cowboy?
Cowboy: Um, six feet, seven inches, ma’am.
Mae West: Well, never mind the six feet, and let’s talk about the seven inches.”
“I’ve had so many man in my life that I think the FBI should come to me when they want to compare fingerprints.â€?
Mae West
“Sex is hereditary: If your parents didn’t have it, there is a good chance you won’t either.”
“Panties aren’t the best thing in the world. But they are close.”
“What is an intellectual? Just a man that discovered something more interesting then women.”
Anonymous
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